Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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