dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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