matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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