you win again, gameday.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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