We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
