We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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