At least make sure they are 18
Why
Porn is love you can see.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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