Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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