it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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