I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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