Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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