So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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