how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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