i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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