I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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