Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Fuck appropriateness.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You did what with his pubic hair?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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