clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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