She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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