i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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