I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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