I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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