I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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