i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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