can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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