I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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