he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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