Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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