sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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