Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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