I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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