my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I understand Curling. That high.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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