so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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