that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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