I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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