you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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