im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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