I don't think brook has ever known best
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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