We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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