We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is it because I queefed?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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