Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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