Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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