so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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