Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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