my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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