420 ftw
Apparently you make a good broom.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He? As in you personified your dick?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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