in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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