All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
send nudes
from the living room?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
