please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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