All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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