just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Be still, my beating vagina.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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