ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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