Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
wow bdsm is so cute
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