you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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