oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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