belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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