You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
