There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
