oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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