You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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