So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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