You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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